Quotes about Funny

“I saw a stationery store move.”

“I think serial monogamy says it all.”

“'Indiana Jones' wasn't physically tough, but they are the only two films I've ever been ill on. On 'The Last Crusade,' I got sciatica. That's when the sciatic nerve, which goes through the funny hole in your pelvis down your leg, swells and rubs against the nerves.”

“It's truly a new day ever since we graced the WWE Universe with our presence. Every time we come out there, you see us being funny, having fun, entertaining people and, of course, preaching the power of positivity. That's what New Day is all about.”

“I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.”

“I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you.”

“Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to be hurtful on social media. But I think it's kind of funny. There's a lot of things that make me laugh, that people would try and say those things. I mean, there's some that I can't even retweet or respond to just because of how bad it is.”

“I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.”

“My gift is to be funny.”

“I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note, when you play B naturals, make the B naturals a half step lower because they sound funny if they're B naturals.' And some guy said: 'Idiot, just put a flat on the third line and it's a key signature, you know?'”

“If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”

“Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.”

“Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.”

“I've been a part of this before, where you think the racing gods are against you, then next thing you know, you can't do anything wrong. You're winning races and doing things you feel like you shouldn't have done that particular day. It all comes full circle in this sport. It has a funny way of doing it.”

“My favorite comedians are just presenting an argument, and they're doing it in a funny way.”

“When I first started doing press interviews, the big question was, 'Do you think women are funny?' People would ask you that in an interview. In an interview! It's like, of course they are.”

“You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?”

“It's funny, I often think about how, if we were all placed in an apocalyptic situation, you'd realize quickly how stupid, petty things just don't matter anymore. Who you love is who you love, and it doesn't matter.”

“All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.”

“The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.”

“When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time.”