Quotes about Funny

“With all singers, insecurity is your best security. That's why we're such loud people and why we walk all funny. You think, 'Are people interested?' But I think our band has something and they know we don't just put albums out. We do think about it.”

“I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.”

“To play the leading man in a 'Three Stooges' movie, you've got to think funny. Thank God I think funny.”

“We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.”

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”

“There's magic all around us: Our smartphones are magical, 3-D printers are magical. So I feel that as a magician, if I can pull off something that seems real and convincing enough that I can explain why it's happening and have people believe it, it really is fascinating. And funny.”

“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.”

“If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.”

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

“It's funny, I guess when I was growing up, I didn't really think about being an instrumentalist, per se. I didn't think, well, I want to be a piano player, or, I want to be a guitar player, or even, I want to be a singer. I just wanted to be a musician.”

“Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.”

“We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.”

“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”

“My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.”

“All my children inherited perfect pitch.”

“Funny enough, you know who I used to really like in Lion King? It was Scar.”

“I rant, therefore I am.”

“Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.”

“I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it's that same fear.”

“I enjoy doing comedy that is why I pursue it. I believe that life is hard enough already and full of drama so I find things that are funny to use as material.”

“Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.”